My Head Just Exploded A Little Bit

"FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com" (alphaass)
09/18/2017 at 17:47 • Filed to: None

Just saw these three things in the same parking lot: A 1968-ish Plymouth Fury Suburban survivor, a Sky Redline, and the unicorn - an actual R63 AMG in the flesh. I’m assuming all of these are DD’s. So, Oppo... DD/Track/Burn?

DISCUSSION (34)

victor > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 17:51

R63 for all 3. DD and Track it until it self-immolates

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 17:53

DD the R63 and make a run for it so I don’t have to go near the other two.

CaptDale - is secretly British > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 17:57

DD: Fury

Track: Sky Redline

Burn: Stupid Van

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 17:58

Burn the Saturn

DD the van

Track the Fury

Steve in Manhattan > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 17:59

So guessing this isn’t the R63 that Doug D drove.

shop-teacher > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 18:00

DD-Plymouth

Track- Saturn

Burn- the wallet destroying time bomb.

Mini Guy- Now has a 4Runner > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 18:02

Dd:r63

Track: Pontiac

Burn: sadly

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 18:03

I think we are reaching a consensus.

DD-Plymouth

Track- Saturn

Burn- the wallet destroying time bomb.

Party-vi > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 18:04

DD: Fury because it boss and balls.

Track: The minivan because trackday with friends

Burn: Badge-engineered also-ran

interstate366, now In The Industry > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 18:04

DD Fury, track Sky, burn the one from the company responsible for the 25 year rule.

fintail > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 18:04

Too bad the only thing that comes to mind for me now with the R63 is “head bolts”.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 18:05

Track the Fury. DD the AMG. Burn the Redline.

Wait... I think I’m doing this wrong.

19JRC99 > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 18:15

Daily Fury

Track Saturn

Burn the AMG.

Edit: The amount of people who chose the same results as me fills me with a warm feeling.

Captain of the Enterprise > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 18:18

Daily the merc

Track the Pontiac

Burn the Fury

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 18:25

DD the R63,

Track the Saturn Sky

Burn the old Fury... which would be shit to DD or Track.

Chariotoflove > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 18:26

DD, track, burn in the order you presented them.

404 - User No Longer Available > shop-teacher
09/18/2017 at 18:29

Only correct answer here.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 18:43

I’ve never seen an R63 outside of a car show. Impressive.

Die-Trying > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 18:53

daily road race the fury.........

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Party-vi
09/18/2017 at 18:56

After seeing someone autocross and Odyssey, I really want to get shuttled around a track in an R-class. Even just the diesel one.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/18/2017 at 18:58

On one hand the MB is from an era where it deserves to be burned, but on the other I don’t know if I can because it is so rare and so nutty.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
09/18/2017 at 19:00

Yeah I actually did a double take and drove back around real slow to make sure I wasn’t imagining it. I’m surprised I didn’t get stopped by security.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Steve in Manhattan
09/18/2017 at 19:00

No, but it seems like they are almost all silver.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 19:02

Just realized I never answered my own question:

Daily the Merc, even though it would kill the wallet.

Track the Fury for comedic effect.

Burn the parts-bin special even though there are only like 10,000 Redline’s out there and in reality with the turbo it probably makes a pretty fun and decently efficient daily.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 19:04

The MB is the best car on paper by a long shot. DD/Track/burn is not supposed to be logical.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/18/2017 at 19:34

Which is why I want to track the Plymouth :)

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 19:54

I like how everyone is deciding to burn what’s probably the most reliable thing here.

Steve in Manhattan > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 20:40

Yeah - have noticed that. Of course the classic combo for MB is silver/red interior.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Steve in Manhattan
09/18/2017 at 20:55

A silver over red R107 is like perfection to me.

Kinja'd!!!

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 21:00

DD sky

track the plymouth

burn the r63, before it burns my wallet

Steve in Manhattan > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 21:13

You know, if I had to choose one car for the rest of my life, that might be it. But thinking me wants airbags, but ... a nice ‘79? Ooooo ....

TomServo (Resides on the Satellite of Love) > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/18/2017 at 21:25

DD r63, track sky, burn the unsafe death trap.

RT > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/22/2017 at 05:39

Daily the Merc because it’s awesome and useful (and total maintainable right).

Track the Plymouth for sake of silly antics/preserving a classic.

Burn the Saturn, it might be good to drive but it’s still full of 00s GM materials.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com
09/23/2017 at 19:31

No no no... part the Sky. That thing makes 290 hp stock from an l4. Stick it in literally anything else.